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remixtape EP

by Josef Motley

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1.
you're performing to an audience made up entirely of myspace friend requests you denied and the baying bloodhound crowd begin to lob warm bottles of urine at your hand covered and eyebrow clenched face. it's all volcanic erosion for the impediment induction speech a chloroform and clingfilm compound..... of? half moored cuticles and social degradation so you return home milk moustached to spill black coffee into your TV's all important innards still wearing the childsized sunglasses indoors like an unlucky umbrella you found on top of a mouldering unit in your unlamented ex-kitchen... or two catherine wheels on a tit job... stop trying to be so symmetrical - it'll never happen so just get over it. if you're proud of your town you should litter more thereby decreasing the unemployment figure. i'm laughing at people laughing at jokes i don't get which sums up the average reaction to my music. it's like trying to guess the words with missing letters on teletext - whatever next? wave the aerial round your head and pray for a better reception? whilst the seagulls bob round the seafront like they're dangling from strings? hairline fractures on your teacup kind of reminds me of my skull. i was dropped on my head as a child, does it notice? i've stopped trying to be somebody i'm clearly not "we spit on three drains so you don't have to" the last few months have overstepped my budget somewhat "supply and demand is actually a ball and chain' raise the price i have no choice to pay raise the price the price again "we are all failed scientists too lazy to prove our own arguements" we all like to act like we're all conissours of everything and i for one really don't have an opinion. we all like to act like we're all conissours of everything "we are all failed scientists too lazy to test our own theorums"
2.
"totally serious rhymes about women, money & cars" i don't play a character onstage.... i save that for when pinned down in the street outside afterward feebly trying to punch. i don't have a weight to box above and i slag off the macho... like the hypocrite cunt that i am i have said this before, it is old news (like: "today's flyer is tomorrow's roach") i'm only as clever as my last scabbed over knuckle. i've dragged rap's already tarnished reputation about ten years back. it's an eerie rewind to like nine years ago and how clever i was seven later to go on about broken bottles & Pete Newbury funnilly enough the repercussions of that event have echoed onward for the rightful owner of the banned bootleg he stole was in attendance tonight and i apologised again. i should keep control of my dull loudmouth scottish alter ego, or the identical flipside of a supposed schizophrenic's coin.
3.
the quickfire route to success among avant garde circles is the proper growing of a large moustache and square beard or shaving off half of all your hair altogether and looking like a cancer patient from a side profile and an unkempt hermit from the other side profile. yasson's mohawk has flopped into some sort of flock of seagulls affair and half our friends are now engaged or married or even more scarily have proper jobs that they actually enjoy and bring their work home with them i wish i shared their enthusiasm for anything other than bong mix and gratuitiously complicated role-playing games that are big in japan.

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released June 21, 2008

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Josef Motley - vocals, remixing, production
www.myspace.com/misterjosefmotley
www.myspace.com/swampglow
www.myspace.com/tortoiseshellmale
vf wing - made #2 out of bits of the mixtape EP
www.myspace.com/vfwing
www.myspace.com/vfwing2
Wailin' Asahbajj - acoustic guitars on #3
www.myspace.com/malaisetrap
pp worcester - original cover, edited by motley
www.myspace.com/ppspoems
www.myspace.com/sonnetillustration

for more free music visit:
tortoiseshellmale.bandcamp.com
josefmotley.bandcamp.com
swampglow.bandcamp.com
josefmotleyandthelostfoundsound.bandcamp.com

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